Meet Kevin
This is Kevin. He’s an axolotl.
But not just any axolotl. Kevin is what you get instead of ads.
He doesn’t track you, pop up with cookie banners, or try to sell you socks you looked at once in 2019.
He just... exists. Entangled in wires. Sometimes holding a lightbulb. Occasionally causing Zigbee outages.
Kevin represents everything this site is about:
🧠 Neurodivergent brains
🔌 Tangled setups that still work
🧁 Gentle chaos with a dash of whimsy
Axolotls are kind of the unofficial mascot of the neurospicy world; weird, wonderful, always regenerating, and completely unbothered by the laws of nature or productivity. Just like us.

